THE JOINR ARENA STORY ISSUE 01
We grew up on the floor,
two feet from the TV.
Shag carpet, a wood-grain console, a cartridge you blew into, and a friend on the other controller. JOINR ARENA is that feeling, rebuilt for the phone in your pocket: arcade classics, 48 players at once, nothing to install.
WHAT IT IS
JOINR ARENA is a set of online multiplayer arcade arenas that run in your web browser. Each one takes a game we loved in the arcades — a maze-muncher, a space shooter, a meteor-blaster, a planet defender, a digger, a dungeon crawler, a falling-block puzzler, a kart racer, a first-person alien hunt and a line-drawing land grab — and links dozens of copies of it together, so you play your own game while raiding, racing and messing with the players either side of you.
There's nothing to download and nothing to sign up for. Type a name, pick an arena, press READY. Bots fill every empty seat, so a round is never empty, and every round ends on a leaderboard.
WHY
It started with a group of friends who wanted something fast and loud to play together on their phones, with real controllers clipped on, while talking. So it's built around exactly that: phone and clip-on pad first, open-mic voice chat with one tap, rounds short enough for a quick game, and bots so a round is never empty.
The games we picked are the ones that were on that TV. We didn't want to remake them; we wanted to put everyone in the same room with them. Forty-eight people in a maze-muncher. A kart race where every driver's face is their own. A ship full of marines with the Hive in the vents.
Everything is drawn and played in neon, with the bass turned up. Headphones recommended.
"It should feel like the floor in front of the TV did: loud, fast, everybody shouting at once."THE BRIEF, DAY ONE
▶ FROM THE BACK PAGES
The ads we tore out and kept.
If JOINR ARENA had been sold in the magazines we read under the covers, the cover would have been this one, and the ads would have looked a lot like these.
▶ THREE LIVING ROOMS
Same floor. Different TV.
1977
Two paddles, one dot, and the whole street in the lounge. Black and white, and it still felt like the future.
1985
A grey box, a blown-on cartridge and a plumber. Sixteen colours and a whole world. Saturday mornings disappeared.
2026
The TV is in your pocket, the controller clips on, the big one on the cabinet stays off, and the other forty-seven kids are wherever they are. Same floor.
▶ THE OTHER ROOM
Somebody always had next.
"You put your quarter on the glass and waited. Now there's no queue: forty-eight machines, forty-eight players, one room, and the round starts when you press READY."WHY THE ROUNDS ARE SHORT
HOW IT'S MADE
Every arena runs on our own server, many times a second, and streams what's near you to your device. Your own ship, digger, kart or marine runs on your screen as well, so it reacts the instant you press, and the server keeps everyone honest.
The soundtracks are composed for each arena and synthesised right in your browser; the neon is drawn in real time; ALIEN ARENA's marines and monsters are tiny 3D models photographed from eight angles, the way the classics' sprites were. Nothing is bought in. If you can see it or hear it, somebody here made it.
ADVERTISING
JOINR ARENA is free and supported by ads from Google. We keep them out of the way: ads only show at natural breaks (after a round ends, or when you move between arenas) and the game's sound pauses while one plays. See the privacy policy for how ads use cookies.
Questions, ideas, a bug, a controller that won't pair? Get in touch: a real person reads it.
▶ THE ARENAS
